Mariah Banks, like many on the internet, finds intense humor in the displeasure and misfortune of others. She is especially amused when listening to the vocal disdain of African American men, to which she credits the burning of enough calories to lose weight from her buttocks.
At best, 40 calories are burned for every 15 minutes of laughter. To lose three pounds from her buttocks, Mariah will need to be thoroughly amused for nearly 66 hours. Mariah’s goal of laughing her ass off is not realistic.
